13 Stitches

NOFX

The first time I saw the Descendants 
They were the fastest band I'd ever seen 
No one in the crowd really cared for them 
We were waiting for the Alley Cats to play 
After a couple months, I heard Kabuki Girl 
On Rooney on the Roq late Sunday Night 
That was enough for me I hopped the bus 
To Licorice Pizza and bought my all-time favorite record 

The next time I went to the Whiskey 
It was DOA with Millions Of Dead Cops 
The latter band played faster than I could believe 
But the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked 
'Cept John Wayne was a Nazi and Joey Shithead was a drunk 
Then John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp 
'Cause having long hair was a mistake 

The third time I went to the hospital 
I needed 13 stitches in my head 
I managed to catch about 6 songs of Ill Repute 
Then some suicidal threw me into a post 
My girlfriend started to cry because we had to leave 
Before DRI played 50 lousy songs 
My bloodstained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes 
But it sure looked pretty cool after a wash
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