I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus

Kip Addotta

I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus 
Underneath the mistletoe last night. 
He didn't see me creep 
Down the stairs to have a peep. 
He thought that I was upstairs in my bedroom fast asleep. 

Then I saw Daddy tickle Santa Claus 
Underneath his beard so snowy white. 
There must be some mistake; 
Was I really awake? 
I rubbed my eyes and moved in close, a better look to take. 

Then I saw Daddy hugging Santa Claus. 
He took his hand and pulled him to the couch. 
It must have been just fine; 
Santa didn't mean to mind. 
Then Daddy moved across the room to pour them both some wine. 

Then I saw Daddy fondle Santa Claus, 
And on his ear he nibbled now and then. 
I crawled across the floor, 
I hid behind the door, 
I left it open just a crack so I could see some more. 

Then I saw Daddy undress Santa Claus. 
They quickly threw their clothes on our big chair. 
Well, much to my surprise, 
I couldn't believe my eyes! 
It wasn't Santa after all but Mommy in disguise, 

When I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus 
Underneath to mistletoe last night. 
Oh what I laugh it would have been, 
If I had REALLY seen, 
Daddy kissing Santa Claus last night!!!
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