Medical Love Song
Monty Python
Inflammation of the foreskin reminds of your smile I've had ballanital chancroids for quite a little while I gave my heart to NSU that lovely night in June I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon My clapped-out genitalia is not so bad for me As the complete and utter failure every time I try to pee My doctor says my buboes are the worst he's ever seen My scrotum's painted orange and my balls are turning green My heart is vert tender though the parts are awful raw You might have been infected but you never were a bore I'm dying of your love, my love, I'm your spirochaetal clown I've left my body to science but I'm afraid they've turned it down My penile warts your herpes, my syphilitic sores Your moenelial infetion, how I miss you more and more Your dnob's itch my scrumpox, our lovely gonorrhoea At least we both were lying when we said that we were clear Our syphilic kisses sealed the secret of our tryst You gave me scrotal pustules with a quick flick of your wrist Your trichovaginitis sent shivers down my spine I got snail tracks in my anus when you spirochaetes met mine Gonoccalurethritis, streptocalbalinitis, Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis, Epididymitis interstitial keratitis, Syphilitic choroiditis and anterior uveitis.70s amusing british british comedy comedy fun funny humor humour Monty Python monty python sings myth tickle parody serious silly Soundtrack Soundtracks tracks valentinesdaylove
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