Army
Ben Folds Five
Well I thought about the army Dad said, son you're fucking high And I thought, yeah there's a first for everything So I took my old man's advice Three sad semesters It was only fifteeen grand spent in bed I thought about the army I dropped out and joined a band instead Grew a moustache and a mullet Got a job at Chick-Fil-A Citing artistic differences The band broke up in May And in June reformed without me And they'd got a different name I nuked another grandma's apple pie And hung my head in shame Oh I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today Oh, I think I'll write a screenplay Oh, I think I'll take it to LA Oh, I think I'll get it done yesterday Aw, Shit In this time of introspection On the eve of my election I say to my reflection God, please spare me more rejection 'Cause my peers they criticize me And my ex-wives all despise me Try to put it all behind me But my redneck past is nipping at my heels I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today I thought about the army...10s 1999 5 Stars 90s 90z absolute favorites Acoustic Rock alternative Alternative Punk alternative rock american amusing to sing along to averynicemanyes Awesome Awesome rock ben folds Ben Folds Five benfolds bitter brass caleb southern production charged Chill Mixer comedy creme de la creme De levante easy listening elises favourite artists elises favourite songs elises good mood mix Favorite favorite band favorite track favorites favorites ever Favourite acoustic Favourites: A-M Fekkin nice fun Fun Pop funky geek rock Good Rock good to bop along to great drums great horn charts Great Lyricists Great Music Mix great songs gtrplr gute laune happy happy joy joy hard rock head-bopping songs horns indie indie pop indie rock just fun live loved tracks male vocalist male vocals Misspent Youth modern-piano no guitar Number 1 Best Song only like the greatest freakin piano piano pop piano rock pianos pop pop favorites pop rock private stashshsh quirky really good songs Reminds me of Maggie rock rock out roots rock sams bands schrockstar scrubs singer-songwriter sisters influence so good SONY BMG steve sisco production storytelling The soundtrack to my wasted li TheJawnFavorites top25 turn to page 2 upbeat USA verbless titles want to see Welcome to the teenaged mix ta
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